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Antarctica, climbing, hack, humor, photo, navigation: Previous, next upport my site "Do you have a sledgehammer or a brick handy?" Top thing you don't want to hear from jennifer Tech Support. The following are humorous (and sometimes serious too )"s gathered from the Web, Usenet's personal.sig and other sources.
Since it's all a big rip-off, I am assuming no copyright whatsoever. I don't even guarantee that they are accurate.
Now that you've been warned, enjoy.
On this page: (L)users.
collective term for those who use computers. Users are divided into three types: novice, intermediate and expert. Novice Users : people who are afraid that simply pressing a key might break their computer.
Intermediate Users : people who don't know how to fix their computer after they've just pressed a key that broke. Expert Users : people who break other people's computers. From the, jargon File.
"I just the other day got, an internet was sent by my staff at 10 o'clock in the morning on Friday and I just got it yesterday. Because it got tangled up with all these things going on the internet commercially. They want to deliver vast amounts of information over the internet.
And again, the internet is not something you just dump something. It's not a truck. It's a series of tubes.
And if you don't understand those tubes can be filled and if they are filled, when you put your message in, it gets in line and its going to be delayed by anyone that puts into that tube enormous amounts of material, enormous amounts.
"Science is supposedly the method by which we stand on the shoulders of those who came before. In computer science, we all are standing on each others' feet.".